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Mooned River...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Such a fine old song,


Been around so very long,


Butts showing thankfully,


Not their schlong…


 


Are they drowning,


Or under the water a group pounding,


Big assed dimension,


Must be an asshole convention…


 


Can’t find the words,


To describe the feeling,


Just hope in the end,


Squeezed out are no turds…


© ed J 4/14/07


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 Reviews of "Mooned River..."
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 15, 2007
Ass convention bout ascribes it.

Ron

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on April 15, 2007
You are something else, Sir Edward! I do love your sense of looking at life. Thank you for sharing. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on April 15, 2007
Probably looking for sponges or sea anemones to hump. I could have done without that guys ballsack on the bottom left staring at me.

Just another afternoon in the sulfer springs, me thinks, looking for love in all the wrong places.

You brighten my day dude!

Light and Wisdom ...

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on April 15, 2007
This is a funny and quite picturesque read..."no butts about it!"

Thanks
Dan

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on April 15, 2007
Very Funny Ed
A kool Piece, Love the write
The posted picture left me speechless
It'll make a great commercial
For "Preparation H"

Peace
William

Reviewed by H Cruz
Reviewed on April 15, 2007
Wow! as they say you got one case of ass, best get spanking

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on April 15, 2007
Oh my heavens,never saw so many moons at once..very cute...Hugs

Reviewed on April 15, 2007
*Laffin' too hard to review* LOLOLOLOLOL

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 15, 2007
Must be an asshole convention…

When did you go to Washington??!!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 15, 2007
...and there goes Sinatra's song, next time I hear it the image of your poem will haunt the song like a rabbit with a bone.
At first I though I was seeing funny rocks!!!
Georg

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 14, 2007
Those asses looks like they were beaten....all pinky....maybe they are hiding their faces in shame....jiggle b*lls are ringing!!

Love Tinka $*;*$

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 14, 2007
You are always drawn to the ridiculous, but your readers love it;-)

See any that looks like yours;-)heehee

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on April 14, 2007
Yor bummin' me out ED! Watch out for warmer waters and brown eyed floaters! LOL!
Too freakin' funny!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed on April 14, 2007
Ed,

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too funny--you can write about ANYthing, as Aleja commented. And do it good!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Can you imagine the bubbles????? LOL

Reviewed on April 14, 2007
A poet can write about anything.

Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury
Reviewed on April 14, 2007
Quite a sense of humor. Wonder if its the marvel of Photoshop?

Reviewed on April 14, 2007
GOD BLESS SICK MINDS ....... LIKE OURS! TOM


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