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I Duzz get a Buzz...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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...a bit of dry, as opposed to wet, humor...


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Daily,


At least once a day,


Missing it no way,


You hear what I say…?


 


420 came and went,


God did make pot, heaven sent,


It relaxes me, no need to angrily vent,


No need for torment,


Just a small amount to make one happy, spent…


 


Tis Saturday, the day to play,


Skies are blue with clouds, finally not gray,


On a day such as this I feel no dismay,


Wish though I could get to see my darling Rene’…


© ed J 4/21/07


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 Reviews of "I Duzz get a Buzz..."
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on April 22, 2007
To pot or not to pot, that is the question?

Ron

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 22, 2007
God did make pot, heaven sent,

I just burned another forty acres of it; the winds are headin your way; get out there and inhale deeply - Brother Sent!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on April 22, 2007
Don't you hate when life seems to go away in smoke?
Nice dancing colors on your walls...or are they on mine?
Yeap!!!
Georg

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on April 21, 2007
keep on tokin, Ed ...without a doubt you can see whatever and whomever you desire ;)

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on April 21, 2007
To each their own. I don't hold it
against you Ed.
How Rufuzz be...

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on April 21, 2007
Wish though I could get to see my darling Rene’…

This is good...go and be with her sir...smiles away

Al

Reviewed by mike cruz (Reader)
Reviewed on April 21, 2007
No offense, but no wonder this world is going to pot God never blessed marijuana but maybe Maria Juana did

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 21, 2007
A Buzzer of a write....pot or no pot I ike this a-lot!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on April 21, 2007
This reionds me of the 70's. C'mon Ed...buzzzzz on over.
Susan

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on April 21, 2007
it's legal in oregon for medicinal purposes, maybe i need some help. i'll call my friend buzz bean.

peace
dan

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on April 21, 2007
Relaxing is always a good idea ;-)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 21, 2007
Send me some so I can know what you're talking about!;-)
Laze away on a saturday yoo deserve to play when you earn pay...

eT


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