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Just Cause...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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A"special" little one for my pee wee bro'...


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Just cause you’re small,

Does not mean you can’t feel tall…

 

Just cause you are fat,

Does not mean others aren’t as well that…

 

Just cause you think yourself too thin,

That in particularly is definitely not a sin…

 

Just cause you are dumb,

Does not mean you are a bum…

 

Just cause you lack hair,

Does not mean there’s nothing up there…

 

Just cause you may feel old,

Does not mean your brain has mold…

 

Just cause you are a Pee Wee,

Does mean you are also bourgeoisie…

© ed ~ 9/5/07
 

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 Reviews of "Just Cause..."
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 9, 2007
Awwwww just cause I like you I will not stop reading you!!

Pee-wee are O'so cute!!

Love Tinky

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on September 5, 2007
the last great act of definence...great pic and very true words Lady J

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on September 5, 2007
What a tragedy to go through life being called Pee Wee. You had honored him well, 'til the last verse. Go get 'em, Pee Wee.

Kathy

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on September 5, 2007
Thanks "Comrade" for that funny write.

Dan

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on September 5, 2007
Oh my God this is too funny!Holly

Reviewed by April Sims
Reviewed on September 5, 2007
cute.
love it.
april

p.s.
love the pic

Reviewed by C. McGovern-Bowen
Reviewed on September 5, 2007
nice stuff, ed.
love the pic!
carolyn

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on September 5, 2007
He's going lick you, Mr Ed. . .and love you to death while doing it!
LOL!
"Just Cause", another addition to the "Ed Wars"
Hmmm? This point goes to Ed! (don't tell him I said that! :O )
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed on September 5, 2007
I couldn't agree more Ed. Enjoyed the poem and your humor.

Reviewed on September 5, 2007
*Laffin' too hard to review*

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 5, 2007
You sure know your wines, Brother! I'll take a good bottle of Bourgeoisie, any day, over a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20.

But don't think buttering me up like this is gonna cut you any slack in the Ed War. Did your Tiger Lily put you up to this, by the way??!! And just how many millions did you two get from that villa in Capri? Inquiring Eds want to know.

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on September 5, 2007
If that ain't..."in yo face" I don't know what is, but funny, I don't care who ya are

Walt

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 5, 2007
A mean dude most be a mean dude, but watch out for a bigger mean dude!
Georg

Reviewed on September 5, 2007
That pic--that write--too funny. Be prepared for Pee Wee's answer!!!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by twinklewrites at her desk (Reader)
Reviewed on September 5, 2007
LMAO...loved the humor...came at the right time...thanks for making me laugh...fabulous Picture & Poem...Hugs and Love, Peggy


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