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Better today to in stay…
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Heavy rain,


Wind blowin’ the vane,


Thickening clouds,


Thunderstorms rolling through like a train…


 


When the clouds do shoot you the bird,


You know its time to stay in to drop a turd,


Its time to bring in the herd,


And get yourself absolutely blurred…


 


I mean what else is there to do,


If they bring in the herd, can’t then go to the zoo,


Gonna sit here and eat honey with a guy named pooh,


Till we can say to this weather later a fond adieu…


© ed J 10/27/07


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 Reviews of "Better today to in stay…"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 4, 2007
Gotta love your slant on bad weather. Pooh and stew.

Ron

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on November 2, 2007
Sweet. Sometimes I really love "bad" weather. Thanks for sharing, Sir Ed. Love and best wishes,

Regis

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
Funny poem, but the picture is even better.

Kathy

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
Well penned bad day blues!!

Love sTinky

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
If that is what you see when you look up first thing in the AM...you know it's gonna be a bad day indeed.

Walt

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
What a poet you is...
Mean old clouds fer sure..

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
When the clouds do shoot you the bird,
You know its time to stay in to drop a turd,

Poor Poor Rufuz! At least open the windows so he can breathe!

And I sent that cloud your way, because someone forgot to pay his dear brother the five bucks he owes him on the Cleveland Indian bet.

Wait 'til you see what shows up on your doorstep on Halloween Night!!


Reviewed on October 28, 2007
LOL *Laffin' too hard to review*

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 28, 2007
In the picture, aren't that cloud by the right giving us the finger?
Georg

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on October 27, 2007
Blazes that cloud isnt impressed LOL.....Yeah ole man loves that Cap, hehe.
Young one loves his too.

Ta to YOU both
Love Ch'erie

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on October 27, 2007
food, "fond adieu…" and pooh....gosh this is a decision for you.
love it!

Susan

Reviewed on October 27, 2007
That pic...LOL

You blamin' the StormSpinner for the bad weather? I didn't dood it!

I've never seen the clouds do that in Tornado Alley. At least, not yet: if I do, I'm a-running!! Stay in, stay dry, and stay safe. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on October 27, 2007
LOL..When Mother Nature flips you the bird, I think you are going to have to hide a lot better than just inside, Ed. Funny!!
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on October 27, 2007
When the clouds shoot you the bird! I'd stay inside too. WOW! Never seen that kinda cloud before. Wonderful sentiment here Ed, and very well penned.
Love,
annie


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