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Cat Trap...by Rufuz
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Its me who did this discover

That’s right me and only me

No longer will dogs chase cats

Just this trap we will only need…J

 

But what to do with them

Once we have them trapped

Must think of something

Before they do adapt…J

 

Cats are tricky creatures

They must have had at one time good teachers

But teachers or not, I am smarter than they

Maybe skin them once we got them

And make their fur into a toupee…?J

© Rufuz J 05.16.2008
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 Reviews of "Cat Trap...by Rufuz"
Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on May 21, 2008
Cheeky, cheeky, but even as a cat lover and keeper I have to chuckle.
Take good care
John
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on May 20, 2008
A cute write and a funny pic ED, I am glad my neck don't stretch like that, I could be like this cat and have a friend on the other side. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on May 18, 2008
You da dog Rufuz....
is that a long neck trap?
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on May 17, 2008
Yes that's Edwina and Ma will have your hide with a fresh birch stick.
But i do believe that Rufuz did wrote is, so, the shame is on PeeWee.

Edvard the Elder
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 17, 2008
Shame on You brother for pretending Rufuz wrote this. But you can't fool me, he sent me an e-mail. And wait until Ma sees this; that picture looks like her precious little cat - Edwina.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Reviewed on May 16, 2008
Ohhh, poor pitty!! Too funny, Ed; yer a laugh a minnit!! Yeah, that's you! LOLOLOLOL

(((HUGS))) and much love (I think! LOL), your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks
Reviewed on May 16, 2008
Careful, Rufuz...those cats aren't really trapped, and can swat your pretty nose all to quickly! Who told you about "skinning a cat"?? Not your Daddy, surely? Whooooaa, is HE gonna catch it from his Bro Ed! Don't let Dad get you into trouble :o) But, this IS just a poem, and it's good to see you and read your witty poems...LOL
Forgiveness and Love (even for Dad!) ~~ Micke
Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on May 16, 2008
No way to treat a cat, Rufus.
Ans should you try, I'm afraid,
that you'd be the one to wind up
in a toupee...or something.
Funny pic. - Gene.
Reviewed by Lavendar Jazz
Reviewed on May 16, 2008
Nice humorous poem and picture...
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on May 16, 2008
Rufuz!!!!!!!!! Ed!!!!!!!!!!! Poor pitties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on May 16, 2008
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Rufuz, shame on you, now you go read my poem Pussy Cat as your punishment. Bad Boy...Bad Daddy. But love you lots for a funny poem. Love, Bonnie
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