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Bubblewrap...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Gotta laugh otherwise I'd cry...e


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Stress reliever

Overachiever

Non-believer

Even works on chills & fever…J

 

Eager beaver

Looking for job

Without one

A griever…J

 

Pop the wrap

Lost last job

What a sap

Drives without a map

Need a job soon

So I can stop being a slob…J

© ed J 7/29/08


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 Reviews of "Bubblewrap..."
Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine
Reviewed on August 2, 2008
Love this poem and love to pop bubblewrap. R

Reviewed by Blue Sleighty
Reviewed on July 31, 2008
Nicely executed.

Vladimir gets all of the bubble wrap before we get a chance. He loves to pop it.

Praying for you, Ed. Write if you need a gift card from the supermarket. Don't want you and Rufuz to starve.

Reviewed on July 31, 2008
OMG Ed, I can't believe you "brought" this up!
I pop bubble wrap, to relieve stress, we have it stocked up in the closet, high in the box.. Its' so much fun and I sit on the end of the couch, and pop with my feet! Once I took ice cubes and let them melt slowwwwwwwly and had fun with hot feet! TRY IT! Ahhhhh.. Rufuz might love it too!
and now, I also play with my "Slinky" I have it right above me, maybe it's time for another inspiration slinky poem ~
I don't mean to make "LIGHT OF what is happening in your space" but stress is with me/us too, I mean...severely - WE may lose our home! not from bad choices, but not making enough to meet, with prices going up! I am hangin' on... praying and surviving, and eating less than $40. a wk. some weeks, with us 3... My heart is with YOU! Please know this in your search! Now! Go get ice, picture me sitting behind you, and my hands are massaging your neck, Rufuz is standing and staring and howling... he wants attention too! Remember! Ice on the bubbles and bang' the hell out of em' but also, the BEST is with some howling and smiling! That kink out of your neck YET??? :)

WRITE ON!
Warmest Blessings and Inner Peace, Warrior Purple Lady Passion Sheexoooo

STay Positive! and use a mantra, as you head out your door mornings! That job is waiting for a hard worker like you!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on July 30, 2008
You are in my prayers...in the mean time pop those bubbles...even the stinky ones...just warn Rufuz in advance!!

Love sTinky

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on July 30, 2008
Don't let them know if you are over qualified for the job. you won't get it if there is a chance you are going to upgrade yourself soon and take over their job. I found that out, and that is why I did not get some of the jobs I applied for in the data entry world in the past. Don't give up hope. Just be laid back for a while and the perfect job will come to you. You are trying so hard to find a good one.

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on July 30, 2008
I am praying that a job comes soon Ed, I know what you are feeling as we have been there, but never gve up hope, it will come. You get out there and tell them why they NEED you for the job you want, convince them they can't do without you, you can do it. Take care.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed on July 30, 2008
Prayin' that your time of "drought" will be over soon, ED. You've got to prolong the UPSIDE of your life until then...thankful for RUF and Rene! Others should be so lucky :o)
Blessings and Love - Micke

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on July 29, 2008
Don't worry, even if you hit rock bottom something comes along to make your life easy. I know, I know, when one can swim it is easy to talk about hope to the one which can't, but brother, believe me many of us been there (or worst) clentched our jaws and plough forward.
Giving up is not an option, bitching otherways, is half of the fun.

Your brother Edvard

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on July 29, 2008
You always got a job before, you'll get another...
Ron

Reviewed by Scott Zachary
Reviewed on July 29, 2008
"Stop being a slob"? When? Where? How? I can't wait! But I love you anyway, Ed, and we're praying for your job situation, and I enjoyed your poem!

Love and kisses,

Scott



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