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The Bat Bug...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Yes, gas prices still suck,

Even the caped crusader,

Gets mired in the muck,

Of high prices that suck…

 

He has to use a smaller bat car,

Better mileage & less jet fuel,

No rocket engine, the times rule,

Still the bug is the color of tar,

Maybe he can do something,

To those Russian gas producing czar’s…J

© ed J 8/29/08


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Reviewed on August 30, 2008
MATLACK - MATCHLESS!

LOVE THE PIC TOO ...

remember the cute little French cars in all the CLOUSEAU movies? and whatever happened to the Renault Dauphine? bet they got 50 mpg 30 yrs. ago!

tk.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on August 30, 2008
Hope he has converted it to rechargable penlight batteries. lol

Fee

Reviewed on August 29, 2008
That is an interestin' looking BUG!! LOL HiLARious; well done, Ed!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on August 29, 2008
A very funny and good poem,I enjoy reading it,take care

Edwin

Reviewed on August 29, 2008
PUNCHBUGGY! Can't beLIEVE no one got you on the Slugbug. So I will. LOL Excellent write, let's hope Batman doesn't gain any weight!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on August 29, 2008
I love your titles and poems, very funny write Ed, love the Bat Bug! Love, Bonnie


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