Now I am really pissed,

The Jersey Devil myth is dismissed,

But my cousins Big Foot or Sasquatch,

Get their own sign on roads,

Them they believe really exist…

I bet we’ve been around longer,

They think they even smell stronger,

Just wait and see, I’ll show them,

I have the power to attack in their dreams,

Nightmares they will have, just after they start sleeping in rem…

Don’t screw around with the devil of Jersey,

We’ve survived full moons, hurricanes, Pineys* & hunters,

Cars up in the pines & human encroachment,

Still they have yet to identify us, as they still lament.

Damn them all to hell, they don’t know what fear is,

Till we, the family of Jersey Devils does of them torment…

© ed (aka: JD) 9/4/08