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Computerized Addiction...
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They're comming to take me away, ha ha...


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On it I stay,

For hours each day,

My TV stays off,

I speak to this little box,

Sometimes I ask why I cough…

 

I have an addictive personality,

Or so I am told,

To the worst it could lead to my fatality,

As long as I don’t start having sex,

With this little box, leading me to immorality…

 

Do ya think one day we will actually wear a patch,

To keep our minds off of this our love match,

I mean I spend more time on here than going outside,

I truly think that this damn thing may one day,

Send me screaming to the booby hatch…

© ed ~ 9/14/08


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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on September 14, 2008
You said it--the booby hatch. I hope there are boobies there.

Ron

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on September 14, 2008
Don't have as much time to compute as I used to. But it is keeping me out of the booby hatch, thank goodness.

Walt

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on September 14, 2008
Yes indeed, Ed. The computer has become a huge part of most folks' lives. And to think I didn't even have one twenty years ago. Thanks, friend. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed on September 14, 2008
TO THE MATCHLESS MATLACK -

DON YOUR TROUSERS,
DARN YOUR SOCKS,
WALK THE BEACH,
LEAVE THAT BOX!

DOESN'T HAVE TO BE
DIVORCE, YOU SEE -
JUST SEPARATION -
TO SET YOU FREE!

SET UP A 'REWARD - PUNISHMENT' SCHEME -
TAKE TIME TO COUNT BLESSINGS -
PONDER AND WONDER -
PERCHANCE TO DREAM!

GET OUT AND ABOUT -
GET OFF YOUR DUFF -
APPRECIATE MOTHER NATURE -
PERHAPS IN THE 'BUFF'?

OF THE PAIR -
THE SMARTEST IS RUFUZ -
THE BOX-SHACKLED DEVIL
IS REALLY THE DOOFUS!

YOU ARE NOT BLIND -
YOU ARE NOT DUMB -
YOU ARE NOT LAME - (well, physically, anyways) -
YOU ARE NOT DEAF -

IN SHORT - "THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GOD, GO I"

PEACE - FRIEND - PEACE - AN OCCASIONAL PIECE MIGHT HELP TOO!

TK

Reviewed on September 14, 2008
Trust me, Karla knows about my addiction to the computer!! LOL Cute write; enjoyed!~

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on September 14, 2008
Ed,

Oh, this is too true. I work on a computer at work 10 hours a day, and than come home and play about two hours. If the Internet goes down, I start having withdrawals. You caught this feeling all of computer people have just perfectly.


Mary

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on September 14, 2008
LOL, oh what a mind you have my friend. That little box of yours tells many tales so keep that love match going.

By the way, I have a black thumb, I never even thought of planting my own bush. Love ya, Bonnie


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