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Ed's Head is Dead...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Sorry I think I am just way too tired, ranting and raving here, not even sure if it is humor...


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Inside there’s a maze,

Absolutely amazing,

Dr. Bonnie is me hazing,

Though from the dead,

You’ll find her of me razing…

 

If I die, she’ll lose her practice, that’s why,

If she is still practicing, on me, oh why,

Dr. Bonnie better stick to psychology,

Since in a head, even one as uncomplicated as mine,

As there are only two spark plugs up there,

One for food & the other, though burning out, for sex,

Anyway a psychologist only deals with a mind…

 

A mind is a terrible thing to waste,

Better not to operate while making haste,

If I was truly lobotomized, wouldn’t I then be motorized,

Oh what the hell, I have no idea what herein I say,

Let me out of here, before I am furtherly disgraced or debased…

© Ed ~ 9/2008


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 Reviews of "Ed's Head is Dead..."
Reviewed by Denise Edwards
Reviewed on September 26, 2008
Yes, this is good humor as only you can write, Ed! LOL GOOD!

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on September 26, 2008
Bonnie is going to give you an oil change and new spark plugs and then you'll be as good as new Ed. Thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed on September 25, 2008
Ed, you're a deadhead, for sure!! LOL Too funny!

You know Bonnie is going to get ya for that, don't you?? LOL

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
Ed, the Ancient Dead Head's Head is, Dead?
Jersey Brother Devil, ye best go back to bed.

And I missed a Lobotomy while I was gone? Wow.

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
Maybe DR. bonnie can fix you all up..(smiles)maybe that is....maybe you should get some armor but shhhh don't tell her I said that OK lol...good stuff dear man...Hugs..and please be careful very careful

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
Hey lil'brother watch out, because you git more trouble talkin' 'bout my Bonnie!

Ed the Elder

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
Well often our rants say a lot that we wouldn't normally say and this one screams frustration Mr. Ed. Hope things sort out after a good nights sleep
Fee

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on September 25, 2008
Oh come on Ed, don
t give up on Bonnie Yet. Let her do her thing and make you a better man. She isn't a psychologist but a Dr. A med Dr at that and very good at her job. Let her go on with curing you of your abstounding ways. Don't pout, just let her grout you.

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on September 24, 2008
thought provoking read

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on September 24, 2008
I like this, Ed!!! Well-done!!! Bet you're tired because it's your first day on a new job, you'll eventually get used to it.

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Darryn Murphy
Reviewed on September 24, 2008
interesting title, good read i like it

Reviewed on September 24, 2008
LOL, Ed, at your ramblings and at Bonnie's response: both winners!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on September 24, 2008
Are you giving up my Ed? Do you say Uncle...Do I win my friend? Huh, Do I? Have to admit some of this was really cute...but do I win? I'm getting more requests for Dr. Bonnie Poems if you give, I'll have to find someone else to operate on. Any volunteers out there? Love ya, Bonnie

Reviewed by Jeff Mason
Reviewed on September 24, 2008
Love the title; and yes, you could put in a bit more coherence, once your head is good and rested. But... very entertaining, as-is. -- Jeff


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