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I have decided on a running mate…by Rufuz
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My name is Rufuz and I APPROVE of this write because it is wholly right...


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In keeping with the current trend,

As McCain picked a woman,

And Obama picked a white guy,

I am picking Garfield the cat,

Please understand, I may write of eating them,

But don’t take me seriously, I don’t mean to offend…

 

Garfield has yet to accept,

Though my offer did today just start,

He will be well taken care of,

As well will be his constituents,

With Government by, for and of the dogs & cats,

He will play an integral part…

 

So sharpen those pencils, voters,

Make sure you have ink in your pens,

If you cannot write us in,

Bring someone that can,

We are as well looking for promoters,

But remember all of us will always be friends…

Rufuz {w00f} 09.29.2008


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 Reviews of "I have decided on a running mate…by Rufuz"
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on October 5, 2008
well said Garfield is our class mascot!

Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
So far...I think he is the best candidate-he has my vote!
CarolHawks

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
If they'd let Canucks vote they'd get my vote that's for sure.
Felix the cat

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
I am with Mom and PeeWee, as long as you don't take that ungrateful brother of ours as the VP you ain't go wrong, no way, no Sir! ! !

Your lovingly Uncle Ed the Elder


Reviewed by Eileen Granfors
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
AWESOME--you always give me something to smile about! Eileen

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Woohoo Rufus for office, our vote will be counted this time. See the smile from ear to ear. Thank you Ed and Rufus.

Newfie hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Jennifer Christian
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Thank you for the laugh, Ed. You made me smile this morning.

Reviewed by Denise Edwards
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
How can I not vote for the mosr adorable, most famous dog in town?
atleast he's trustworthy, honest and faithful!

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Ya got my vote Rufuz..cute writing...have a wonderful and safe day..Hugsss

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
You GO Rufuz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vote for Rufuz and Garfield on November 4th!!!

Peanuts and his Sopwith Camel can be Secretary of Defense, with the State Department run by Capt'n Hook's dancing crocodile.

We'll start a new Party: Animals R Smarter (ARS) and our slogan will be ARS Kicks Butt :-)

{WOOF~MEOW} Back
Ted

Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Rufuz,

You already have my vote. And it's confirmed by choosing Garfield, who will put lasagna on every table, and won't put up with no guff (look what he does to that poor wimp, Odie). Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Thank God! Many thought you would pick that old Jersey Devil as your running mate, Rufuz. You better get some campaign posters printed up very quickly, and send them to all the cat rescue outfits like Alley Cat Allies. I've been getting mail from these groups warning cat lovers that an insatiable cat eating devilish old monster has been seen roaming the Pine Barrens.

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on September 29, 2008
Rufuz you are too smart and I think you've picked a good running mate. Garfield is without a doubt the most purrrrrrrrrfect candidate. ROTF LOL Love, Bonnie


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