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Ol' Coots...?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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I must admit,

Though I will likely get dead,

That Doc Bonnies description,

Of the Bald, bald ol’ coot,

Is very good & quite apt,

And I know & realize once he does this read,

He will have for me a definitive conniption…

 

Sorry am I though,

The other two Ed’s are not ol’ coots, no,

Now while the one in the Midwest does,

Seem old by comparison to the east coast coot,

Maybe though I should remain about this subject moot…


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 Reviews of "Ol' Coots...?"
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 3, 2008
You definitely should, Edvard is not pleased!

And Man, I really look Good!!
Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on October 2, 2008
Ol' Coots ... sort of has a ring to it, sort of rascally and neat. Pity those poor young whipper-snappers :-)

Ted
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 2, 2008
The saga continues I think and we haven't heard the last of this one.
Fee
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 2, 2008
You got pills from Dr. Bonnie I see, we are three but you see only two and is the third which will be ratting you to Momma! (Rufuz told me where you stash was ha! ha! ha! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!)

Ed the Elder
Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on October 2, 2008
Oh your something this is so funny. How do you know you're that old coot? Was it you on that bank by the stream? Read my next episode in this saga to find out my friend. YOu will have the shock of your life or death may be the case. Dr. Bonnie has plans and she will soon reveal them. Great job my adversary, well done. Dr. Bonnie
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