Review of Flu... (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Reviewed on May 2, 2009

ED - PERFECT PICTURE FOR THE TIMES!

a paraphrase of a poem "Why Worry?" by Anonymous -

There are only 2 possibilities, you will get it, or you won't.
if you don't, there's nothing to worry about!

If you do, there are only 2 possibilities -
you will live, or you will die.
if you live, there's nothing to worry about!

If you die, there's only 2 possibilities -
you'll go to Heaven, or you'll go to Hell.
if you go to Heaven, there's nothing to worry about!

If you go to Hell, you'll be so busy -
shaking hands with friends that
you won't have time to worry!

re: SUIT - go to one of them thar SEX TOY stores -
and see if they have a really really BIG extra large size - XXXXXL -
CONDUM ... it'll be very apropos - trust me!

your PORCINE friend - OINKY ...

Reviewed by Cynthia Borris

Reviewed on May 1, 2009

Ed,

I'm in your corner. Why stress? Laughter is much better as a defense.

Cynthia

Reviewed by L. Figgins

Reviewed on May 1, 2009

You have no worries, Ed. Avoid crowded places and wash Rufus' paws regularly. Personally I think regular flu is more of a threat. Had a bout last winter that laid me flat for 3 days. Keep chillin'...

Lin

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on May 1, 2009

I can't believe Brother Edvard got himself a suit and didn't get his two brothers one. I'm tellin Ma. And I'm headin for my cave.

Reviewed by larry linville

Reviewed on May 1, 2009

You wrote what I've been thinkin'

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Reviewed on May 1, 2009

I found an old WWII vintage diver suit, the one with the forty pounds headset, and all rubbery from it down, very comfortable to get that swine flu! ! ! Although going to the john is a drag!

Edvard(k) the Resourceful Ole Brother

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on April 30, 2009

Several major districts have closed all their schools; events have been canceled; this is nothing to mess with. First death from the flu here in Texas ... scary, scary stuff. Just stay safe, hear?

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan

Reviewed on April 30, 2009

a whole district here closed down their schools and we don't yet have a confirmed case in Utah!!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on April 30, 2009

I am inclined to agree with you, Ed. Thank you. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw)

Reviewed on April 30, 2009

Hi Ed, I say rant away! It is Swine Flu revisited. Do you remember back in 1976? They tried to scare us with the Swine Flu... even made vaccinations for it. Many people died from the vaccinations, and that flu never came to be.... hmph... ya...

In Spirit,
Bear