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NO chance...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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A shorty for a smile, I hope...

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At least I had 10% give or take,

This poor guy is in the wrong place,

And not even at the right time,

If he awakens, a heart attack he won’t have to fake…

 

 

© ed 10/16/09
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 Reviews of "NO chance..."
Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com
Reviewed on October 18, 2009
JOISEY -

KOULDA BIN WORSE 4 THAT POOR KLANSMAN ...

YOU THREE STOOGES KOULDA BEEN DA SURGEONS !!!

TK...
Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on October 17, 2009
no kidding-it is nice to be grateful!
Reviewed by Kate Clifford
Reviewed on October 17, 2009
Perhaps when he awakens he will face truth. Life has an interesting way of directing us into the right places that seem wrong :-)
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on October 17, 2009
Once again, you demonstrate that laughter is the best medicine. Well done.
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on October 17, 2009
Now that is a KKKrack up! Patrick
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 17, 2009
Yep, he's in a heap of trouble he is...
fee
Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on October 17, 2009
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,hahhhhhhhhhh.
Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado
Reviewed on October 17, 2009
Whatever happened to him, it doesn't look good....OUCH! LOL

Well done, Ed; glad you're back! Take care and know you are in my prayers~ Love you, guy!

(((HUGS))) As always, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on October 17, 2009
glad this was not your experience!!
m
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on October 17, 2009
Thank you Ed and I am so happy to see you took that 10% and pulled through.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on October 17, 2009
That's one of the best pictures you have sent Ma, she didn't knew you were attending the K university! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

EDvard(k) Ole Brother


Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 17, 2009
You only had a 10 percent chance? - you are a very lucky guy, Bro.
Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on October 16, 2009
Careful now , this may be our future, or lack of...

Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on October 16, 2009
Poor guy. Now I owe you even more laughs.
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on October 16, 2009
And when he gets his bill, another one ... LOL! Well done, Ed, and glad you're around. =]

((((HUGS)))) love and continued prayer, Karla.
Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on October 16, 2009
Good poem

EDWIN
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