For this you better sit down,

For even I did laugh round and round,

A story of total hilarity & mirth,

Hopefully to you it has as much humor as it did for me, worth…

I was talkin to a friend on the cell phone,

Had the munchies so I wanted a sandwich,

So pulled out of the closet the peanut butter,

Then from the fridge that is so full of clutter,

I went to pull out the strawberry jam,

Right afterward my sandwich I had to postpone…

I put the peanut butter on the bread,

Then I opened my jam and started to of it spread,

Oops was the least thing I did then say,

For instead of strawberry jam, I was spreading spaghetti sauce,

It took me a minute to fully my mistake comprehend,

My brain did not seem to realize it as it took some time to understand my loss,

Thankfully I didn’t start to of it eat, I made new boloney & cheese instead…

© ed ~ 5/31/10