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My car has a mind of her own...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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In the winter I’m kept relatively warm,

And in summer she keeps me cool,

In the rain she does keep me dry,

And with the wind I do not blow away,

Though sometimes her radiator does on the ground drool…

 

Her sneakers are all four quite new,

As are her feet inside the sneaks,

She stops & goes pretty darn good,

Much the way a good car should…

 

But sometimes her antenna does not rise,

And she changes the channels on the radio,

Sometimes she seems to not like my music,

When I am blue, she also seems to of my feelings surmise,

All in all she seems to be to me quite nice,

But don’t cut her off, then she will of you off slice…

 

 

© ed ~ 7/2/10


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 Reviews of "My car has a mind of her own..."
Reviewed by Roger Ochs
Reviewed on July 2, 2010
That your car has a mind puts it one over on me.

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on July 2, 2010
Since when a car is a she? Didn't you look under before buying it? I purchased mine after corroborating a thick hard long pipe in place! (LOL)

Georg


Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on July 1, 2010
At least she lasted longer than my Grand Am...head gasket went and had to sell for scrap for two hundred bucks..lol
fee

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on July 1, 2010
chuckle

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on July 1, 2010
clever write!

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on July 1, 2010
Every car I've ever owned has had a mind of her own. The worst was an old triumph. In cold weather you had to blow ethyl ether directly into its carburetor to get it to start, you know kind of like blowing into a frigid lady's ear to get her warmed up. Easy out there ladies, this is strictly metaphorical:-)Patrick

Reviewed on July 1, 2010
Most women do, is it a Toyata maybe disguised as a chevy?


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