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Okay, who is the wise guy sending 100 plus temps to NJ…?
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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The Logan Fountain in Philadelphia, a great place to keep cool...





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Could it be Karla, Karen & Micki,

All from Texas sending heat north most quickly,

What did we ever do to you, never sent you winter,

I hope if you did; while walking barefoot you get a splinter…

 

Or could it be that guy J. Allen & his lady, Jan,

Sending their heat our way, trying to make me sweat off weight,

That must be their idea for me, yes their plan,

Never did I send them any cold, as I didn’t think it right…

 

I can’t think of anyone else, seems most live to the north,

Some of course live to the west, but they are a bit there cooler,

Whoever did so should roast in the fires of center city Philly,

Wearing the hottest clothes there are and nothing frilly…

 

 

 

© ed ~ 7/5/10


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 Reviews of "Okay, who is the wise guy sending 100 plus temps to NJ…?"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 11, 2010
Twas me, helping you work up a sweat.

Ron

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on July 6, 2010
Ha Ha Ha Ha we got the June gloom extended into July. Easy 80's for a couple of more days. Yeah I know I'm an A** **** Patrick

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on July 6, 2010
clever! My sis is outside of Philly-pretty darn miserable, hope you get a cool down soon

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 6, 2010
If you can't hang with the big dogs, then get off the porch...

Damn It, Jan said that already. So get off that porch, ride that bike of yours, and sweat, sweat, sweat, like the rest of us are doing right now!!! (And get yourself a little plastic kiddy pool to cool off in afterwards, like me and me dogs are doin.)

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on July 6, 2010
That blasted World Warming hasn't get here yet, can you send some?

Georg


Reviewed by j w (Reader)
Reviewed on July 5, 2010
If you can't hang with the big dogs, then get off the porch...Welcome to our summers...LOL...
We love you man, try to stay cool...

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on July 5, 2010
Hey Dude...do you remember these comments you made so rude?

"Reviewed by Ed Matlack 6/24/2010

OH give me a break, I thought you southern people were tough...quit yer bitchin'...;-) ed "

And did you not recall what I did say that the heat to you I would pray?

It took a little while, but now dear sir it is I that smiles...Just kidding man...stay cool if you can...

Sincerely...J. Allen AKA Johnny Reb...smiles

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins
Reviewed on July 5, 2010
Sorry Ed, but I had to cool this place off down here. Heat indexes of 106, whewwww!

Reviewed by John Bidwell
Reviewed on July 5, 2010
I have a confession- I was a bit of an idiot today- went on a difficult hike through Northern NJ today and didn't bring water this time.
When we got back to the car we drove to a gas station and bought 2 bottles of 20 oz vitamin water each- slowly put it all away.
My brother weighed 5 pounds less after the hike- even with that water.
We really could sweat it off today.
Tomorrow I'll be back at work in frigged air conditioning. I'm ready.

Hey- I did go jump in a lake after the hike also.

John

Reviewed on July 5, 2010
Not me, Ed ... but thank you for the cooler temps. Supposed to be around 90 all week. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, and continued prayer, Karla.

STAY COOL!!!!!


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