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BLOW OUT!
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Better the Bicycle than the car...though I still had to walk home pushing the bike...e

Almost out of the complex, Shoulda stayed home & with myself had sex, Because it was a nice ride as long as it lasted, Till from the back wheel with air I was blasted… Did I put too much air in the tire, It said 40 to 60 pounds, I put in 50, just to be in between, Maybe it was the back road of dirt, That’s where the air did out squirt… Now the problem is I know not how to of it fix, Guess I will have to take it to a bike shop, Ah what the hell, I have owned it for a few years, Never before has a tire on this bike gone plop…

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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on August 13, 2010

New tires, new tubes
Now free to seek boobs
Jersey beaches beware
Schwinn master might stare.

Patrick

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on August 12, 2010

They don't make tires like they used to... or riders. Methinks you was too heavy and made it go "pop."

Ron

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on August 12, 2010

Blow-blow-your-----horn....gently down the street...lol!!

Love Stinky

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on August 12, 2010

*BOOM*! LOL Sorry you had a blowout, Ed; that's major suckage! Still, a funny write about a not so funny situation ... hope you get your tire fixed soon!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on August 12, 2010

I think we should take up collection to get you a new one of those blow up dolls sounds like maybe you had a blowup with her too or so says Mr. Ed/
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Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on August 12, 2010

Shoulda stayed home & with myself had sex

What happened to that Blow Up Doll you had; did that Blow Out, too??!!

Reviewed by Christine Tsen

Reviewed on August 11, 2010

Well the miracle here is that you were not hurt!
I see you are offering very fine entertainment so you must be well ~
Peace,
Christine

Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on August 11, 2010

Ah yes. Flat tires on a bike. As an avid cyclist, I am very familiar with such mishaps and until two years ago, I often walked back up the mountain with the bike. However, the guys at the cycle shop put some new tires on one day and, although they cost me a bit more than "normal ones," I have not had a single flat tire since. Thanks for sharing the experience, Ed. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill

Reviewed on August 11, 2010

Sorry about the blow out! ...and the missed sex. LOL

Peace,
Dayvid

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