I got me this cute doll,

It takes all I got to blow it up,

I can talk to it & hold it tight,

And it doesn’t ever give me a fight…

So its plastic,

Its legs are still elastic,

Spread wide it makes me feel fantastic,

Its big lips makes me feel quite enthusiastic…

A few patches it has,

I guess I’ve been a bit overly “hard” on the poor thing,

She still has all four of her wings,

She has however been knocked around just a bit,

Leaving on her in places a few dings,

But all in all she has much stamina,

More so than my own, though you won’t find me giving her a wedding ring…