Apparently Peewee has alot of poop,
From all his dogs, cats and other creatures,
He picks it up regularly from on his outside stoop,
And I bet he even gets some from a chicken coop…
They take cow & horse manure,
Using it for, well, whatever they use it for,
Think of the money that can be made,
For Pee-wee he could for money trade…
Maybe he could start a worldwide business,
We could all help him alleviating some of our stress,
The exercise alone could end our being depressed,
And think about the big money to be made,
Though the work would be kind of stinky, I’m afraid…
duke larance -- the drugstore cowboy poet
Peace,
Dayvid
Be always safe,
Karen
And it's not my poop I want to sell; it's theirs - "Pee Wee's Pet Poop - We'll ship worldwide."
And since you are my very first customer, Bro, I'm sendin you a huge box of it, absolutely free. All I ask is that you let everyone know how good it is!
PS: Keep yer eye out for the Big Brown Fed Ex truck with the BIG Brown Box for Mr. Matlack!!
Thanks for the smiles.
John