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Pee-wee wants to sell his poop…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Apparently Peewee has alot of poop,

From all his dogs, cats and other creatures,

He picks it up regularly from on his outside stoop,

And I bet he even gets some from a chicken coop…

 

They take cow & horse manure,

Using it for, well, whatever they use it for,

Think of the money that can be made,

For Pee-wee he could for money trade…

 

Maybe he could start a worldwide business,

We could all help him alleviating some of our stress,

The exercise alone could end our being depressed,

And think about the big money to be made,

Though the work would be kind of stinky, I’m afraid…


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 Reviews of "Pee-wee wants to sell his poop…"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on August 20, 2010
I need that dog. Today was "bucket day" at the dog residence. Patrick

Reviewed by Duke LaRance
Reviewed on August 17, 2010
Eduardo: At least it's outside and he doesn't slide through a fresh pile like a runner stealing second when he has to use the water closet at night. Hopefully your protagonist does not fling dung at the theater like a monkey would at the zoo -- Pee Wee -- theater--not a good visual!

duke larance -- the drugstore cowboy poet


Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on August 17, 2010
You have a great sense of humor Ed. Thanks!

Peace,
Dayvid

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on August 16, 2010
Such an uplifting and spirited piece....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on August 16, 2010
I just got back inside, from a hard day of pickin up poop, and I find this!

And it's not my poop I want to sell; it's theirs - "Pee Wee's Pet Poop - We'll ship worldwide."

And since you are my very first customer, Bro, I'm sendin you a huge box of it, absolutely free. All I ask is that you let everyone know how good it is!

PS: Keep yer eye out for the Big Brown Fed Ex truck with the BIG Brown Box for Mr. Matlack!!

Reviewed by John Bidwell
Reviewed on August 16, 2010
Funny- I saw that photo on a sign when I went for a walk in the park before work this morning. The sign said, "Leave No Trace" and had that dog cleaning up after himself.
Thanks for the smiles.

John


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