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Choking & Toking
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Woke up chocking & such,

Must have been my late snack,

But I didn’t really eat that much,

Only some ice cream & an éclair,

And the ice cream was only double dip fudge,

Hey I didn’t eat it all, just a bit in my tummy did I stack,

I rarely eat food with too much sugar,

But I am selfish when I do, in my hands I do them clutch,

But still I awoke choking,

Could it all have been from the joint I was earlier toking…?


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 Reviews of "Choking & Toking"
Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 5, 2010
Smoking, man, smoking. Sleep apnea.

Ron

Reviewed on December 4, 2010
Ed, darn, you talkin out a school, now they want' to know where you got that stuff you fool, can't leave you alone for a minute.......
Bless ya! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on December 4, 2010
Pass on the night time snacks and the tokes too Ed, LOL

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on December 4, 2010
Travel... sorry, trip... sickness maybe?! :)) xx

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on December 4, 2010
I choke every morning on my coffee. Like clockwork. Next time take a lactose pill in advance of your evilness. Patrick

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on December 4, 2010
LOL... not fun this getting old. I learned the hard way never to eat at night.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 4, 2010
LOL Gotta love it for it does bring back munchy memories from long long ago...
fee

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on December 4, 2010
One toke over the line

Sweet Jesus

One toke over the line

Sitting downtown in a railway station

One toke over the line.......

Good old sixties

and you still kool

You still doing it

"V" Peace Brother.............



Once upon a time,

One toke Over the line

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 4, 2010
I can see you're not a jokin,
The sugar poundin, and tokin;
No wonder Ma is really smokin;
She says your promise is brokin,
And demands you don't do it agin,
Or no Christmas gifts from yer kin.

YIKES!

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on December 4, 2010
Well well, what a man you are, and I have found a man sort of like you.
An old school friend who didn't bother with me in school. I am in my glory. We spent til 4:00 a.m. in a diner just chatting.
Life is glorious at last.


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