Gonna be a cold night Christmas eve,

Hopefully Santa wears heavy socks,

Or for his toes he is gonna grieve,

As he flies through time messing with the clocks…

Hopefully his sleigh has a good strong heater,

Not like the one in my Pontiac beater,

Not that I am complainin’ mind you,

I just hate to drive and have my toes turn blue…

So Santa please dress warmly,

You can defrost yourself by all the fires,

Though dressing warm is probably something you do normally,

While on your round the world trip,

Filling all those kiddies many desires…