Yeah, here is Mr. Ed, as a full grown monkey,

Yes, he was a young damsel junkie,

He used to think he was skinny, but I thought he was chunky,

He also thought he was pretty cool, sometimes even funky…

Ma always still treated him most loving,

Though I was always through the door of him shoving,

He was truly a pain in the butt,

He thought since he was handicapped,

He could get away with everything & adapt,

He was and still is not too well wrapped…

I know I shouldn’t let the monkey out of the bag,

But growing up in his spacious shadow was a real drag,

Ma always said that he was a very special soul,

I got to be honest, to me he was just a big, fat, hairy troll…