Ohhhh, turn off the light,
All on way too bright,
Allow me to sleep in till tonight,
Too deal with the world like I feel,
I am not today very genteel…
Must have been all that catnip,
The liquid variety, I only took a sip,
It came with the chips,
I vaguely remember a catnip trip…
The mouse was quite tasty,
I ate them most hastily,
The party over at dawn,
Now I hurt even when I yawn…
Anna
Newfie hugs, Rose
My extremely devilish old Jersey Devil Ed brother,
He is high today on Catnip, and he’s slurping mice;
Of course, our dear old Ma will be quite upset again,
Since he had recently promised her, that he’d be nice.
I sure hope our dear Sister Tiger Lily doesn’t read this,
I still remember when he devoured her precious pet mouse;
“But Sis, I got a little high, and I had the Midnight Munchies!”
Things were never the same again, at the old Ed Family house.
I’m gonna bail you out, and send you ‘Catnip-Filled’ Play Mice,
All my felines really love to chew on these little plush toys;
And, I’m gonna tell Ma that you’re only eating ‘fake mice,’
She’ll probably say, “Good for him! Now, he’s a good boy!”
Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Peace
Tony
Regis
I was thinking it was about you, Ed, until the mouse part. You wouldn't eat mice, would you?
Connie
Ron