No not delighted,
Nor benighted,
As well not excited,
More to the point shortsighted…J
Sir Cur lost his knighthood,
And verily I say he most certainly should,
For whining & in general being misunderstood,
What a bitch he can be, his brain a block of wood…J
His mind, in his old age, so much mush,
From it does spout & gush,
Long-winded rants of worthless slush,
Old age is just getting to him,
Or is it the fact that he sometimes is a drunken lush…J
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CONGRATULATIONS! WHAT A FINE 'ATTEMPT'
AT BESMIRCHING SUCH A VALIANT, TRUTHFUL WARRIOR.
AFTER ADVISING YEW OF A NEW WORD 'BENIGHTED' -
EWE ACTUALLY TOOK THE TIME TO LOOK IT UP IN
YER 'FUNK N' WAGNALL' ... AND WERE INSPIRED TO
USE IT CORRECTLY IN A SENTENCE!
THIS IS A CLEAR INDICATION THAT YER 'MARY JANE'
HAS NOT YET DRIED UP ALL OF YER CEREBRAL 'JUICES'!
AND, THE SHEER FACT THAT 'BENIGHTED' LED EWE TO
DISCOVER A RHYMING SCHEME OF 'DE-KNIGHTED'
ACCENTUATES THE POSITIVE POWER OF MY SUGGESTIONS!
IT IS HIGHLY UNDERSTANDABLE THAT A LOWLY 'KNAVE'
SUCH AS THOU, WHO HAS NEVER BEEN 'KNIGHTED' -
MUST CONSTANTLY SEEK TO SOMEHOW 'SNEAK' INTO
THE 'LIMELIGHT' OF THOSE WHO ARE VASTLY GREATER,
IN BOTH MIND AND SPIRIT ... IT IS ALL 'GOOD'!
ANYONE OF FINE TASTE, UP-BREEDING, TRAINING,
AND EDUCATION WOULD IMMEDIATELY IDENTIFY YEW
WITH DON QUIXOTE'S 'SANCHO PANCHO' ...
A MERE: SERF - PAWN - SLAVE - MINION -
NE'ER-DO-WELL PEASANT WITH VISIONS OF GRANDEUR!
YER 'PROMPTNESS' IN DEDUCING THE CONCEPTION OF
SUCH A FINE PIECE OF 'SLANDER' IS MOST MEMORABLE,
THEREBY EARNING YEW 'THREE JIGGLES' AS WELL AS THE
MOST DESIROUS AWARD ... 'THE FICKLE FINGER OF FATE'!
P.S. THAT PICTURE OF ME IS MOST PLEASING TO THE EYE,
COULD EWE PLEASE SEND ME A DOZEN '8X10 GLOSSIES'?
PAX TECUM ... ET ... DOMINOES N' BISCUITS!
MOST SINCERELY, 'SIR' CUR - REPROBATE EXTRA-ORDINAIRE !!!