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Ever just have a BAD freakin’ day…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Not to mention my car stereo blew today, hopefully just a fuse, but it couldn't wait till I got home...LOL



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Several times cut off in traffic,

Must be full moon, crazies on the road,

Of my last nerves they seem to be trying to goad,

Without being vulgar, not much more,

Can I be graphic…J

 

Possibly the heat,

Possibly my smelly feet,

Even with the a/c cooling,

Pissed I seem to get, no fooling…J

 

Now I see the moon tomorrow is new,

Does that possibly give me a clue,

Some of these drivers need to on their tires,

Sprinkle a little bit of Gorilla glue,

Won’t be drivin’ no more, without using pliers…J

 


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 Reviews of "Ever just have a BAD freakin’ day…"
Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on August 2, 2011
Understand your frustration with other drivers, Ed....sure are lots of bad ones out there...

Anna

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on July 31, 2011
Possibly the heat,
Possibly my smelly feet

Now that's truly a question to ponder.

PS: I see you and old Cousin Tom are still goin at it!

Reviewed on July 30, 2011
DEAR 'BITCH-A-LOT' ...

JERRY NAILED IT ... NO LEGS!

TAKE INVENTORY:

2 EYES, EARS, ARMS, LEGS ... CHECK!
I NOSE, MOUTH, BODY, UNMENTIONABLE 'HANG-DOWNER' ... CHECK!
1 CAR ... CHECK!

'ROAD RAGE' IS WHAT 'BITCHES' HAVE !!!

'SMILE - YER ON CANDID CAMERA!' CUZ TK ...

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on July 30, 2011
Summer heat and traffic affects different people differently for sure, I have learned over the years though that instead of getting angry at blasting horns, people giving fingers etc.... I look at them with a big smile and a wave...really pisses them off more than anything else I could do.
fee

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on July 30, 2011
sounds Like the 401 high way thru Toronto the busiest stretch of super hi way in N,A. then there is the same highway through the Montreal where the road signs are all in French.

as ever Ed, you have done wonders with a common experience


john +

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on July 29, 2011
It seems that driving is driving some folks batty, Ed. Take care. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on July 29, 2011
You should see what goes on in Phoenix.
Peace
Tony

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on July 29, 2011
Sounds like Meredith, NH to me.

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on July 29, 2011
No Doubt! ~Ed~
Driving in Memphis, Tennessee...
as am I...with such frustration!!

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on July 29, 2011
. . . and then there are those without legs . . .

Reviewed on July 29, 2011
Ed,

I absolutely love it! You live around here somewhere?

Mary


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