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Beach walk...
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A beautiful day at the Jersey shore...


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On the beach today for a walk,

To myself I do as ever talk,

People look at me & think I’m nuts,

Better nuts, than to have big fat butts…

 

 

 

I walked topless,

I tried to get some sun,

But I gotta confess,

I think the sun doesn’t like me,

After all that walking & still no hint of red,

Maybe I forgot that to the sun I must pay a fee…?

 

 


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Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on June 26, 2012
You're lucky you don't burn, Ed! Sounds like heaven to walk on the beach...it's been too rainy here to do that so far...I do hope this summer isn't a repeat of last year...it rained all summer long! Ugh...

Anna

Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on June 25, 2012
I'd walk the beach, no sun, rain, and all. Just love the sandy feel, on my feet........This is a terrific poem to make me want to go to that ocean and walk those sands........do you have to rub it in at times....it's ok. i can take it......but it's boring here with no swimming at all lately.

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on June 24, 2012
Just enjoy the walks. As for the tan; 'it is what it is.'

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on June 24, 2012
The Sun thinks you're dead. I have the same problem. I've been going out for 15 min. for weeks, but still have no hint of skin darkening. I guess I must have to burn myself to blisters like I usually do before I can get any healthy looking cover for this pale, translucent, pimple marked landscape.

Ron

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on June 24, 2012
Ed,
how do you feel today..
Budd

Reviewed on June 24, 2012
Right off, there is nothing lovelier than to walk on the beach feeling the sand under your feet.

Laughing now, your fee will be paid in full tomorrow when you view your lobster self in the mirror! Our eyes tend to be blinded the same day!

Cute

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on June 24, 2012
People look at me & think I'm a nut
for a moment I thought you was walking naked
I like the pic. it reminds me of "Foot Prints In The Sand
Stay Cool Brother, you don't want to bet burn anyway.....
Peace be with you

William

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on June 24, 2012
Sun? I can't even see the ground from my apartment for the fog this morning so count yourself lucky. lol, as for tanning...maybe want to get some light brown spray paint.
fee

Reviewed by neerja gandhi (Reader)
Reviewed on June 23, 2012
Lol.... :)best wishes

Reviewed on June 23, 2012
You must have forgotten to do the sun dance!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on June 23, 2012
Yep, pay up to the Sun God, I'll send you a Penpal account you can send your fee, Ed.

Reviewed by Duke LaRance
Reviewed on June 23, 2012
Oh yeah? Tomorrow you'll look and feel like a lobster that's been cooked! And if you crack your knuckles, BE CAREFUL!


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