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I AM A GOD...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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From a dream I just had, must have been what I ate just before bed...;-)


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I am a god of my own making,

Found myself to be this way upon waking,

For myself of the world I rule I have been taking,

But deep down inside I am lonely,

And as a god I am only outwardly faking…

 

Those I did rule did not believe,

They did of my throne try to me relieve,

They plotted against me,

They tried to kill me,

Now they are the ones that are dead,

Floating in an ocean of deep dark red…

 

Now I rule a world of one,

I am the only creature left,

I rule with an iron fist,

But I know that I am nothing but vinegar and piss,

No longer do I have a world to rule,

There are no longer anyone here to be the fool,

Except one very stubborn god & one ignorant mule…

 


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 Reviews of "I AM A GOD..."
Reviewed by lois christensen
Reviewed on December 25, 2012
An ocean is dark blue , not dark red, but imaginations in play here are very good anyways.
you're never alone, you got me, you got, Rene, your friends all love you here on the den....

Reviewed on December 23, 2012
Laughing at Jerry, perhaps a bit of bad beef...
Thinking Christmas Carol (Ebenezer Scrooge)

Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on December 22, 2012
I think it would be lonely to be God. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on December 22, 2012
Bowing down, face to the ground....Devotion and honor to God Ed! This is a funny one Ed!

Peace,
Dayvid

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on December 22, 2012
A kool Write Ed
one God? One man? One mule?
which one is you?
It wasn't the food you ate
it was that stale loco weed you stashed
a long time ago and you finally found it
"one toke over the line" that all it was
Great reading your outstanding work again Ed
Peace be with you Brother
Merry Christmas

William

Reviewed on December 22, 2012
Si, Senor... Es Verdad!

Soitanly... a god of the stage... a STOOGE... like the pic of Curly!

Hail Caesar! Gee, wasn't he the Main Monkey in 'Planet of The Apes' ?

Yet another strangely familiar resemblance! Forsooth, thy 'throne' awaits thee...
So aptly named 'SPOT-A-POT'... Surely thy goodness- godness ( i.e. the best part of thee )
shall 'pass' ...

Reviewed on December 22, 2012
And,"They "potted" against me", darn it I'd be mad as hell too, good one Jersey.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on December 22, 2012
Bad reaction to suspicious food partaken just before bed . . .

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on December 22, 2012
this is a humorous way for me to start the day
budd

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on December 22, 2012
Giggle....be careful what you eat before going to bed.....Merry Christmas, Ed!

Anna

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on December 22, 2012
Stay away from those midnight taco treats, my friend.


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