In the yard,
Of this bard,
Leaving it there and walking away,
Gonna put it on the owners front step,
That should give him some early morning pep…
How can people be so inconsiderate,
Leaving their doggie droppings on someone’s lawn,
The owner does always take them for a walk at dawn,
A surprise he will have then,
His shoe will have it on…
Wish I could be awake,
Just to see his face, but that would give me away,
I better hope he doesn’t realize who did it,
Just for my long term sake…
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Poop tales ~ yep have a neighbor like that !
Hilarious you and Mr. Ed..to smile and watch for that
Fed-X truck!!
Lady Mary Ann
Put the shit in a paper bag. Put the bag on the doorstep. Light the paper bag. Ring doorbell and run like hell. Guess who will try to stomp the fire out? Make sure that you do this at night to heighten the effect and make it easier to get away. And also make sure that you're not seen so that the frustrated guy with the poop on his foot has no idea which neighbor did this to him so he will respect all other people's lawns or move out.
Ron
And yes lots of inconsiderate souls out there...
Laughing at Mr. Ed and you, GO FOR IT!
So chuckling here :)
Love and Light
Lily
Love ya!
Jane
they walk their dogs on a leash and watch them poop
on our lawn then pick it up
caught one the other day, asked him why can he have his dog
poop on his lawn then pick it up????
haven't seen him walk his dog my way since......
Peace Brother
William
budd