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Farting in the Zen Way...
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You don’t have to pull it apart, Just let it go & learn the art, Better for your heart, To let it from within depart, It will make you seem smart, In the morning giving you a kick start, And it won’t retaste like after eating a tart, So allow thyself to the world to impart, All such knowledge that from you the fart will allow to part…

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Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)

Reviewed on April 18, 2013

Ed, You do have a sense of humor on everything!

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Reviewed on April 15, 2013

Giggle...Ronald's comment is hilarious...and so is this poem...

Anna

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on April 15, 2013

Maybe you could hire yourself out
As �The Zen Master Cicada Annihilator�
Walking up and down the eastern seaboard
Gassing Cicadas away from peoples� doors

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on April 14, 2013

Art the fart, had no tart. In fact, he had no lean. So Art the fart, let one part. And fart became art in the tween.

Ron

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on April 14, 2013

one great thought from the books of knowledge
thanks for sharing Ed
Peace be withy you Brother

William

Reviewed by Budd Nelson

Reviewed on April 14, 2013

it is that which gives you a refreshing feeling
budd

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Reviewed on April 14, 2013

This one stinks, Ed. (pun intended)

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on April 14, 2013

You smooth talker, you!

Love ya!

Jane

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