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The jersey devil stayed home last night…
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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…He doesn’t haunt the barrens on Halloween,
He lets all the kiddies come to him dressed as queens,
He takes them into his lair,
Gives them treats with some flair,
Then eats them one at a time right there…

Halloween is his only night off,
Usually he has to haunt the barrens each & every night,
Over the barrens he does cruise the thermals,
Right from the top of his hill he does take flight…

So for those of you that go camping,
Remember to keep your eyes to the skies,
For sneaky he can be, many does he have a guise,
Personally I would advise to bring with you allies…
© -me- 11/1/14



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 Reviews of "The jersey devil stayed home last night…"
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 2, 2014
You look a little red-faced in that photo, Bro. Ma wants to know if you're using sun screen like she told you to.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on November 1, 2014
A fine piece od work Ed
peace be with you


William

Reviewed on November 1, 2014
This has got to be one of your very best!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on November 1, 2014
I bring my buddies… The Allies fought in World War II and their guns are now obsolete. We have AK-47s if we see you fly over… You devil you!

Ron

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on November 1, 2014
Kickass poetry, Ed . . .


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