Missed again... (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

Reviewed on December 27, 2014

You get that motor yacht you'd be the target for every pirate along the coast. At least a phone you can turn off and hide.
Happy Holidays Bubba

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on December 26, 2014

Smile pal at least you still have your Mary & Jane
Peace be with you Brother
Marry Christmas

William

Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger

Reviewed on December 26, 2014

~Ed~
Holiday cheers! A tip of the mug!

Lady Mary Ann

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)

Reviewed on December 25, 2014

He is just running late, after all he has many gifts
to deliver.

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on December 25, 2014

all i can say is, maybe next year ....

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on December 25, 2014

I got some hot carrot cake, fresh from the oven… Does that make me Santa?

Keep wishing and hoping, and maybe someday, your ship will come in.

Ron

Reviewed by Michael Schafer

Reviewed on December 25, 2014

Check your mobile outhouse. Santa's only human you know.
Merry Christmas to you.

Michael D.

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on December 25, 2014

Merry Christmas, Ed!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com

Reviewed on December 25, 2014

DEAR KNAVE KNUMB KNUTZ ...

SANTA SAID HE WAS SCARED OF THEM THAR JOISEY BARRENS.
LOTSA GAY TOURISTS UP THERE... YEARS AGO OLE RUDOLPH ALMOST GOT CAUGHT BY AN OLE FUDGE-PACKER... SO HE AVOIDS UR NECK OF THE WOODS.

UPS OR FEDEX WILL BE BRINGIN UR "STUFF" SOMETIME IN THE NEW YEAR OF 2015...

SO BEHAVE YERSELF & PATIENTLY WAIT ....

HAPPY XMAS & MERRY NEW YEAR !

Reviewed by George Carroll

Reviewed on December 25, 2014

He left his good wishes for a happy New Year.

Reviewed by Lark Pogue

Reviewed on December 25, 2014

I think Santa may be getting dementia. I sing Santa Baby every Christmas Eve, and I have not gotten a sable, deed to a platinum mine, ring, or any of that stuff, ever.

Reviewed by Ruan Mills

Reviewed on December 25, 2014

...and here's me thinking you had been generously provided earlier in the year. :-)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on December 25, 2014

Hang On, All Is Not Lost. Dear old Ma says she sent you a fabulous 'Soap On A Rope' for Christmas. But money's tight and she wanted to save a few bucks on postage so a guy heading to Atlantic City will drop it off at your place some time soon (before New Year's Day)if he doesn't lose his a.. in the casinos, and if he doesn't get lost!

Ho, Ho, Ho!!