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Bodily Fluids/Solids Removal
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I usually use the toilet, but...

Bodily Fluids/Solids Removal, I have to admit, Men can be dangerous, as per the pic, Sometimes when I go to the room to shit, I miss the �pot� and hit, The tub, but its in the same room so screw it. I have peed in the fridge too, Like this guy, only half awake, But understand, at least for my sake, I usually pee where I am supposed too. (ed

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Reviews of "Bodily Fluids/Solids Removal"

Reviewed by Scott Zachary

Reviewed on January 15, 2004

Disgustingly funny. This one takes the cake, Ed, but I hope the cake wasn't in the refrigerator.

Scott

Reviewed by Evelyn Simon

Reviewed on January 15, 2004

Love your humor Ed. I think these pics give us writers
good ideas.

Evelyn.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on January 15, 2004

I sure hope you don't keep poor Rufuz's food in there!

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