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FU T-Shirt...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
  
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Definitely NOT AIMED at anyone here, just for the fun of it!


Poem Artwork

“F. U. T-SHIRT”


 


As you can see,


I have found a new t-shirt style,


that I have to say, isn’t it just me?


this is not aimed at anyone in particular,


although I do remember one here at a.d.!


 


but to forget, one must first forgive,


so I cannot use that name here,


or so I would most likely lose my account, oh dear.


 


But still, can’t you see me wearing this?


ON the boardwalk in summer,


or to a party of a person I don’t necessarily like?


would definitely get my point across,


without taking too much of a hike.


 


a good solid layering shirt it would be,


so others cannot see,


how truly nasty I can most assuredly be…


                                                          (ed)    


 


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 Reviews of "FU T-Shirt..."
Reviewed by Lynn Barry
Reviewed on January 25, 2004
Very clever tell it like it is poem...very nice...

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on January 25, 2004
Hey, Ed... lovely "layering" here.. AHEM! I haven't a clue who ruffled your feathers but I will always cheer for handling sticky situations with a bit of a giggle... humor is the best remedy... and whatever you do: DON'T LOSE YOUR SHIRT! (grin) Time to feed the dog. Byeeeeeee... katy xox.

Reviewed on January 25, 2004
This was great Ed..ha ha..loved it,

Reindeer

Reviewed on January 25, 2004
Not something that I would wear. Fun or not fun it doesn't matter. But then again, I'm not you. So there you go, have your fun...Heehee!

I heard they have some musical ones too.

May Lu a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on January 25, 2004
Ed, I think you just put the F-U in fun.

Reviewed by Gary Gebert
Reviewed on January 25, 2004
I see large coconuts Ed!

Gary

Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Reviewed on January 25, 2004
LOL...Great one Ed and I must agree!:O)
~Nikki~

Reviewed on January 25, 2004
I can see you wearing this shirt, Ed, but personally, I think it is disgusting! (The SHIRT, NOT this write! This write is good!)

(((HUGS))) and much love, your Tx. friend, Karen Lynn. :)

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on January 25, 2004
I can think of a few places I would wear such a shirt. Yes I can see you wearing it :-)

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on January 25, 2004
Ed....behave yourself now...Hahahahaha..you just like to have fun....hmmm...reminds me of a song......I think you would look better in a nice white T-shirt...maybe patriotic...or with a pic of rufuz....now wouldnt that be nicer? LoL....floria


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