Employments Opportunities for the Sexually Unimpaired…

Jobs nowadays are hard to find,

When you got one, keep it or find another before,

You quit the one you got, or find yourself bored,

As without work, unemployment you get,

Hopefully though you’ve stored,

Enough books & movies away,

To watch and read,

To cure you from the boredom you will face…

But an idea has just come about, for those of you able,

To keep up with the sexually unimpaired, if you remain stable,

Check out the poster enclosed with this poem, you can be working,

In a short time, just check the ones on the label,

And you will have a job, if you feel for sure you are capable…

It pays a pretty good amount, but the “perks” are what are worth it,

You get to do what you want, in front of who you wish, or not,

Either way, you will have a job, that you should be happy with,

For as long as you can “keep it up”, or have use of your tongue,

For this job is not one that you have to use a ladder, no more to climb, rungs…

                © ed – 3/7/04