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World's Worst Magician
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Saturday, July 14, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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A punny poem.


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 WORLD’S WORST MAGICIAN

 

The world’s worst magician,

Received many a jeer.

The only trick he could do,

Was make audiences disappear.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© November 1, 2015


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 Reviews of "World's Worst Magician"
Reviewed on August 7, 2018
I hope he noticed this and pursued something, say, a little different?
Kinda feel sorry for him.

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on July 18, 2018
Too funny! Nicely done, Michael. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed on July 14, 2018
There are some shows that would crack a magician's secret which I think is the worst thing they have ever done to the children. We need to keep the magic alive, so to make this world full of wonders for our children. I am at a lost for words in how this generation of the millennium kids is turning out to be. It seems to stay in school and learning history and is not their favorite subject, but destroying history and protesting are their favorite thing to do. There are no proper teachers in schools to teach them either. American education value has gone down the drain. I'm not certain what they are teaching the kids in school anymore. Suffer are the little children!||

I wish they would turn back the time to having magical wonders in their lives and Santa Claus is someone whom they look forward to once a year.

Sandie

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on July 14, 2018
Put a smile on my face.

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on July 14, 2018
Three giant Bronx cheers for this one!

I've been watching Penn and Teller's Fool Us. Some very creative magicians out there. Some of them make the audience appear befuddled. Even Penn and Teller are often fooled.

Ron

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on July 14, 2018
Surely I wouldn't call him the worst then, only a bit of a fumbler or is it a bumbler, either way I would love to give him a long leer...-e-


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