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The Talker
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Wednesday, August 8, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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We all know somebody like this.


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 THE TALKER

 

People called him windy,

He was full of hot air.

He could talk up a storm,

And still have words to spare.

 

He could talk all day,

And then talk all night.

You couldn’t shut him up,

Try as hard as you might.

 

He’d talk about this.

He’d talk about that.

He’d talk if he stood.

He’d talk if he sat.

 

He’d talk on the street.

He’d talk on the phone,

He’d talk to himself,

If he was all alone.

 

His vocabulary was extensive.

He knew words big and small.

But he could talk for hours,

And say nothing at all.

 

He can yak and blab,

No one else gets in a peep.

He has so much to say,

He even talks in his sleep.

 

He likes the sound of his own voice,

Of that there can be no doubt.

He has words in him,

And they just have to come out.

 

Michael D. Schafer

© August 4, 2018

 

 

 


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 Reviews of "The Talker"
Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on August 9, 2018
I have a cousin of whom I will not mention today
He likes to talk until you tell him you got to go away.
He yaks about nothing and will talk forever on the phone.
We unplugged the answering machine but he will talk wherever he roams.

I love my cousin, I know he means well.
But his non-stop conversing is like a conversation from hell!

Help!

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on August 8, 2018
Ye, I think we all have had the misfortune to know people of this ilk. I run from them, like Jane's mother did.

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on August 8, 2018
Another winner, my friend. Enjoyed this immensely. I am not much of a talker and now I know why.

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on August 8, 2018
Wow! I wonder why the lips have lipstick. Could it be that you are thinking of a particular woman?

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on August 8, 2018
wise words,

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed on August 8, 2018
Oh! This is good! I knew a woman my mother would avoid because of this very thing! Man! This woman would pull out a picture holder thing that would unfold to the floor and talk????.........'Laughing!!! Thank you, Michael!!



Love ya!



Jane

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 8, 2018
Some people talk because they are afraid they have nothing to say.

Ron

Reviewed on August 8, 2018
Sounds like somebody I know. Hahaha!

Sandie


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