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The Truck Driver
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Friday, August 17, 2018    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Be careful what you haul.


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 THE TRUCK DRIVER

 

The truck driver pulled off to the side of the road,

And when he was asked why,

He said he had a load of onions,

And they were making him cry.

 

He said, “I might be a rough and tough trucker,

A gear jammer with lots of brawn,

But because of those onions I’m hauling,

I just needed a shoulder to cry on.”

 

Michael D. Schafer

© August 16, 2018

 


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 Reviews of "The Truck Driver"
Reviewed on August 17, 2018
You got a great one here, Michael!! I always have a lot of fun reading your stuff!! Keep 'em comin'!!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by John Domino
Reviewed on August 17, 2018
Bloomin onions! That's something to talk about. LOL Truth be known all ya need to do is pour water on those suckers to put the fire out!

Reviewed on August 17, 2018
LOL!!!! You're just a humorous guy! I love everything you write! Reading your delightful poetry makes me smile all the time! Great job!!!!

Sandie

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 17, 2018
Once again, great subject matter, great timing and the right words… Supercool!

You made me think of that pig hauler that I followed for miles, gagging along a two-lane road trying to find a place to pass. I don't believe that driver ever wanted to pull over or to get caught in traffic because of the stench his trailer emitted.

And that time at Lake Atitlán in Guatemala where I came around the corner in Panajachel and discovered huge piles of onions with workers peeling them… The air so heavy with onion that my eyes immediately began to smart and tear.

Ron

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on August 17, 2018
Every job seems to have its drawbacks, this one in particlar.

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on August 17, 2018
Funny, nice to start the day with a chuckle.

Cheers,
Dan


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