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My Hang-Up
by Michael D. Schafer → (All Poetry by Michael D. Schafer)
Sunday, September 2, 2018 Rated "G" by the Author.

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A picture's worth a 1000 words.

MY HANG-UP They put me in a picture, And hung me on the wall. Secured me with a hook, So I wouldn’t fall. It gave me a paned outlook, But I never make a sound. With a single point of view, I’ll just hang around. They put me in a picture, And correctly spelled my name. My only hang-up is, I feel like I’ve been framed. Michael D. Schafer © August 28 2018

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Reviews of "My Hang-Up"

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on September 3, 2018

So, you've been framed and got stuck on the wall! Hmmm... Okay then, just hang around for a while.

Sandie

Reviewed by John Herlihy

Reviewed on September 3, 2018

Love it, love it, love it. You've got us all framed in your quirky thoughts. Another winner, Michael.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on September 3, 2018

You sure know how to come up with those final zingers that make reading your poetry and life so worthwhile.

Ron

Reviewed by Susanne Leist

Reviewed on September 3, 2018

Thanks for the good laugh. I needed one today.

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed on September 2, 2018

Oh! This is so darn sweet! The only advice I am able to give is to get a good lawyer. Again, Michael, you have brought a smile to my face!

Love ya!

Jane

Reviewed by Mystic Rose

Reviewed on September 2, 2018

Ah, but what a fine picture you make, love the personified poem Michael

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on September 2, 2018

Once again you weave pure magic with your "word-play, Michael. Excellent!

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