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Peach Picking Pamela
by Rusty Daily → (All Poetry by Rusty Daily)
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This last summer my friend said she was going peach picking. Knowing how clumsy she is I told her, there is a poem in there somewhere. Although her name is Cynthia, I took a little poetic license and used the name Pamela.


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Pamela picks the peaches
for their slurpy taste.
And only does that ugly pit
ever go to waste.

Pamela picks the peaches
likes fuzzy on her tongue.
Sez the juicy peaches
keep her feeling young.

Peach Picking Pamela
says come and climb my tree.
Grab a branch of peaches
and pick a peach with me.

Pamela picks the peaches
a bushel and a peck.
Then she slipped on a peach
and broke her peachy neck.

She's buried with a peach pit,
is now a big peach tree.
From her grave, I heard her say
Why don't you...BITE ME! ! ! ! !


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 Reviews of "Peach Picking Pamela"
Reviewed on October 25, 2006
Hee hee!!!!!!!! One of my favorite lines is bite me...and Pam/Cynthia whomever you wrote this about may just do that...too funny, Rusty!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on October 24, 2006
Rusty, you're the limit. Pamela would bash your head and you'd deserve it too. Very funny story. It made my day. Victor

Reviewed by Robert Harrison (Reader)
Reviewed on October 24, 2006
Fertlized Eh!

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on October 24, 2006
LOL

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 24, 2006
Oh my OH MY.....feed me Seymore!!

Delightfully delicious offering....you made me scream out in laughter...Rusty!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on October 24, 2006
This is great! I will have to have more fun with this one and print it out and read it to my dad... He has a inner squeamish feeling that comes over him when we even think the word "fuzzy peach"! One time all us kids chased him right into a bathroom with a fuzzy peach and he locked the door! HA! I love giving him the "goosebumps!"
Thanks for the fun!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on October 24, 2006
ROFLMAO ... I wasn't expecting that ending and I should have known better! This is so so good, Rusty-friend, and I'm still laughing. I just love the tongue-twister sounds throughout.
Love and much respect,
CJ


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