Rub-a-dub-dub
I jumped in the tub
to wash the dirt off my skin.

My Rubber Duck said,
'Are you out of your head'?
My down is already in'.

So I waited about
for him to get out
and he splashed and dove for the soap.

But he has only wings
to pick up things,
so he swallowed it down like a dope.

He said with a quack,
'Will you wash my back?"
But I laughed at my fine feathered craft.

'Cause poor ducky chum
was looking real dumb
blowing bubbles both fore and aft.