Sometimes, when I am asked for the time, I can't resist saying;
Yeah, I've got the Time
I've got a minute to spare and time to call my own. When I take my own sweet time, it takes forever in a day. But I've got break time, straight time and overtime, for which I get time and a half. I'll wait for a little time but not forever. I've got time on my hands, time to spare, a short time and two shakes of a lamb's tail. I've got til hell freezes over, until the cow come home, the last dog dies, until your blue in the face and until the end of time.
You want the time?
I can be ahead of time, behind time, and work against time. I can be late and foolishly waste my time.
Every time I turn around someone gives me a hard time. In good times, I have a high old time, a big time and the time of my life. I keep time and mark time whenever the time is ripe.
I have good timing and bad. I can do two things at a time, at double time, but I'm not a two-timer.
Time can fly, crawl, lag and drag or just standstill. It can march on, run on or just run out.
I can call a time in, or a time out. I can buy time, burn time and hold on for a little while.
I look for time, make time, occupy time and pass time. I can take time off, serve time and pause for time.
I can take a break for five or ten. I have good moments and bad, mornings, noons and nights, AM and PM, seasons and semesters
I've got for a whiles, cycles and breaks, short terms and long, olden days and golden days, all my born days, a coon's age and a month of Sundays.
Time is costly and you must spend it wisely. You can be here for a little bit, at whatever time, at the same time, for a moment or a while, and for the time being.
You can turn an everlasting moment into no time at all, in an instant and the wink of an eye.
Time heals, goes on by and sometimes it just stands still, but time waits on no man.
Always remember..... take a little time for yourself.
Wow, Rusty-friend, I know this is supposed to be funny and it is ... but it's impressive as well. You've done your research! If you read it fast, it reminds me a little of George Carlin as he goes through his 'dirty word' list! Extremely well done.
Love,
CJ
Reviewed by Chris Fitzgerald (Reader)
Reviewed on November 8, 2006
Next time I will think before I ask "what time do you have".great job you write is enjoyable to read. Thanks Chrissy
Time~predominates in all life, unsuspected, silent and yes...even peacefully, depending on if you make good use of it...Rusty, this was cleverly written and a posted poem on my fridge!
Thank you!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on November 7, 2006
No matter how rich or poor, we all have the same amount everyday..
Superb piece of writing..
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Love,
CJ
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Now 5:43 PM LOL Bye!!!
Myrna
Time out!!
Love Tinka
Thank you!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
Superb piece of writing..