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Jack
by Rusty Daily → (All Poetry by Rusty Daily)
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To start your day with a little smile.


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When my tire is sunk
I open my trunk
and remove my Jack
I keep in the back
to lift my car
way up far.

But this Jack guy
wants to know if I
could possibly hire
a bigger Jack to change my tire


 

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 Reviews of "Jack"
Reviewed by Chris Fitzgerald (Reader)
Reviewed on November 13, 2006
A new synonym for clever poetry and if I get a flat tire I will smile as I pull out my jack. HEHE
Chrissy

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on November 12, 2006
Poor Jack. He is too little to lift your car. Have pity on him. Do as I do, enrol in an emergency service and phone them to do the work for you. Victor

Reviewed on November 12, 2006
Creatively written. Brilliant!

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on November 12, 2006
Another kool write ...Rusty
peace be with you

William

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 12, 2006
lol!!

Hydrolic Jack will do I guess....wow!!

love Tinka :)

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on November 12, 2006
I too was drinking my coffee...HA!
Rusty~ about this "Bigger" Jack, I heard he was not "Bigger" in the sense of brawn and muscle...he's "Bigger" in his stand of moral decency and refuses to enter trunks, especially if their Rusty!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!! Keep this up and you'll be needing to replace some
key boards from a couple of key broad, broads!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on November 12, 2006
Just what I needed to start my day ... I was drinking my coffee and this made me laugh and do a java-snort again! Clever and funny, Rusty-friend! I loved it, java-snort and all.
Loveya,
CJ


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