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Poetic Sneezes
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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I was inspired by Eileen's "Travelling On Many Tracks." Bless you! :-)


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"POETIC SNEEZES"

I feel a poetic sneeze coming on,
My nose is running in meter and rhyme,
I went to see the poetry shaman,
He said that I was beyond help this time,

I feel a poetic sneeze once again,
Now my nose is running perfect haiku,
Seventeen syllables drip on the pen,
And nature reveals herself before you,

I feel a poetic sneeze and a tear,
My nose is running and so are my eyes,
This is how I deal with sadness and fear,
And in writing, my healing's finalized,

I feel a poetic sneeze in the air,
My nose is twitching with magical fuzz,
Brand new worlds and inspiration I share,
Why do I write poetry?  Just because,

I feel a poetic sneeze--ahh-ahhh-cchhhoooooo!
It's not fatal--so I'll share it with you!

(C) Copy written, September 29, 2004, by Karla Dorman.


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 Reviews of "Poetic Sneezes"
Reviewed on October 11, 2004
This is excellent Karla I love the cleverness of thisd one
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed by Sue Hess
Reviewed on October 1, 2004
gesundheit karla, but don't get well too soon, if this is an example of your sneezing

Reviewed by Karen Chalfant (Reader)
Reviewed on October 1, 2004
Totally cute!!!

Reviewed by E. Richardson
Reviewed on September 30, 2004
hehehehehe....soooo...does this mean we can expect an Ode to a Booger...or the Ballad of Post Nasal Drip....this work is funny and clever and simply a joy to read...well done, Lady Buckeye!

Reviewed by Cynthia Castle (Reader)
Reviewed on September 30, 2004
God Bless you, Karla!

Brilliant write! ...This is such a "Catchy" poem! ...lol ...Enjoyed this tremendously! May you be Blessed with many more "Poetic Sneezes" to share with us on your delightful and inspiring Den.

Cynthia

Reviewed by Susan Barton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 30, 2004
looks like you got close to that tiger lily! Good job!

Reviewed by Michelle Mills
Reviewed on September 30, 2004
How darn cute can ya get? So clever!!!!

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on September 30, 2004
lmao!!!!!!!!!!
ohhhhhhh

WISH I WROTE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! OH WOW!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE TO SAVE THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE SO TALENTED!!!!!!!!!

WOW

ANITA :)


Reviewed on September 30, 2004
Karla, you are just too clever and when i grow up I want to be just like you. Achoo and bless you. <HUGS> Mikii

Reviewed on September 30, 2004
Before sneezing a poem, I think you first need to catch a poetc virus and to clean your nose you need reviews. Smile. your friend and brother, abdinoor

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on September 29, 2004
Bless you...you just made me laugh so hard....I sounded like a mad woman all alone at home......Shit this was great!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on September 29, 2004
God Bless you...Ed

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on September 29, 2004
catching a case of poetic sneeze is a blessing in disguise ... luv the metaphor and images!

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on September 29, 2004
Now my computer has a new virus..Ahh.Ahh.Ahh.Ahh phew thought I was gunna cccchhhhoooooo. Darn I just did-id

Reviewed on September 29, 2004
I just love this pen Karla. I wish you had written it a week ago when I had the sniffles lol

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on September 29, 2004
hahaha Karla you are so clever! This is brilliant and
I couldn't be more happy that my sneeze inspired you!;-)!LOL
Bless you!

Reviewed by Sarah Tagert
Reviewed on September 29, 2004
Lol, Well done on this one Karla!

Reviewed by Mary Quire
Reviewed on September 29, 2004
Awesome! I love what you have done here, and not just me, I have two daughters who enjoyed this one as well. Thank you so much for taking the time to share your ideas in such a well written form.

M.Rose

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 29, 2004
Thanks for sharing!

And there may be something to this sneezing business - watched a NOVA program on the beginning of life on earth yesterday - and life forms started in Snotites!! Maybe poems start with a sneeze.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on September 29, 2004
Keep on sharing! Great write :-)

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on September 29, 2004
Karla...You are always able to produce the goods...Lol
Love and hugs
Peter

Reviewed on September 29, 2004
(((Karla)))

God bless you!

Now that is one germ I don't mind catching, excepting in MY case, it's story sneezes! LOL Wonderfully humorous and charming write; well done! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Kaern Lynn. :D

Is it contagious??


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