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Funny Bones ARE Funny
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Whoever said that funny bones are funny? Whack one--and you find it's not funny at all ~~WHACK~~ DAG-GONE! MY ELBOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!! BLAST!! THAT HURTS, YA KNOW??????? (You count up to five New words come alive) (Your eyes go cross-wise The pain is king-sized) THAT DURN OLE BOOKCASE!!!! (Tears run down your face) CONFOUND IT, THAT SMARTS!! (Pain's clear off the charts) I CAN'T FEEL MY HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!! (As the pain expands) (People laugh and stare You ain't got a prayer) Whoever said that funny bones are funny? If it isn't theirs, it's funny after all!!!!!!! (C) Copy written, 2004, by Karla Dorman.

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Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on October 23, 2004

OH yes, I agree herein, when someone else whacks that bone, I laugh, grudgingly, as I know it could easily be me others are laughing at, as always a good piece of everyday fun, Karla...Peace, Ed & Rufuz

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on October 22, 2004

Always wondered where that saying came from. Your right it hurts! :-) Good write.

Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen

Reviewed on October 22, 2004

I loved this poem Karla
God Bless
Michelle~

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on October 22, 2004

Well, dang nab it; I just bumped my funny bone agin - and it wasn't funny, but this is a pretty dang good poem, young lady!

Reviewed by A PAX

Reviewed on October 22, 2004

ok ok..........i made me laugh........this is so so cool........
I think my funny bone is in ma brain!
must account for the rattle when boogie! lol
pax A

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)

Reviewed on October 22, 2004

HA, you're right, this is cool Karla.

Reviewed by Nordette Adams

Reviewed on October 22, 2004

LOL. This is great, just great! What a sparkly mind you have.

Reviewed by Michelle Mills

Reviewed on October 22, 2004

ow! What a funny subject to pick. I loved it!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on October 22, 2004

Funny indeed Karla!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Peter Paton

Reviewed on October 22, 2004

They ain't very funny Karla eh ?
Peter

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)

Reviewed on October 22, 2004

Cute but true and I share the sentiment. Judy excellant write

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on October 22, 2004

(((Karla)))

Then people wonder why people cry when you whack your funny bone. Trust me, it is NOT one BIT funny! It HURTS!! OWIE! You described the sensation of whacking your funny bone perfectly; thanks for sharing this (slightly painful) gem! Well done! BRAVA!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D

Does your funny bone have a magnet inside it? It seems to, the way you whack it all the time...and the one with your pinched nerve too. OW! Bet your nerve is singing...and NOT for joy either! OWIE! LOL

Reviewed by Lori Moore

Reviewed on October 22, 2004

Ouch! Lol... thanks for the laugh.

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