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Playing With My Food
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
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Mom told me to stop playing
with my food.  I kept making
towering Cu with them, with
backsheared anvils and
overshooting tops.  Weather

was fixing to get bad.  Then
it started hailing when I took
the ice out of my glass and
shot it at my annoying little
brother with my spoon.  Did

not mean to pop Dad in the
eye --- that was when he
thundered, 'ENOUGH.  Go
to your room.'  I stomped
up the stairs, decided that

a bath was in order, if only
to watch the tornado in the
drain:  'IT'S AN F - 5!!!'  Dad
issued the warning from
the kitchen:  'GO.  TO.  BED.'

Dried off, got under the
covers, began flicking the
lamp switch on and off ---
lightning, you know.  That's
when the power went off:

Dad again.  He took every
bulb from every light.  Guess
I'll have to dream storms,
since it's dark.  Some don't
appreciate meteorology ...

(c) 2010, Karla Dorman (10/4)


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 Reviews of "Playing With My Food"
Reviewed by Stephen Cherring
Reviewed on October 28, 2010
Did you take the picture? Much wow' neat poem.

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on October 9, 2010
Karla, a marvelous story of your dedication to storm chasing. You were hooked from an early age with the curiosity of it all, weren't you? Your story is amusing and filled with that lovable ingredient, truth. Peace and love to you my dear friend. Jon Michael

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on October 6, 2010
i love this-very clever and sweet look into your life

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on October 5, 2010
This brought back some of my own memories, Karla. I guess you've loved storms all your life! Cute as the dickens:)
Sheila

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on October 5, 2010
Love this, Karla. You've come a long way.
Or have you? -gene.

Reviewed by Don Juan Amante
Reviewed on October 5, 2010
LOL, this is great!

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on October 5, 2010
As always great writing sweet lady....ya made me smile also ...well done...stay safe and well.Hugss

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on October 4, 2010
Karla, you've left me with a smile on my face!

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on October 4, 2010
Sounds like this storm fascination goes back a long way. Geez, I thought I was the only one. My parents thought I was extremely strange as I was always deeply and disturbingly interested in things like hurricanes and tornados at a very young age. I'm right there with you. A storm chase for me would be fantastic!!!

Reviewed on October 4, 2010
Karla this one had me smiling all the way through
In Christs Love
Michelle~

Reviewed on October 4, 2010
that is a great poem/memory. - Morgan

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 4, 2010
All dad saw was that you might hurt yourself or break something...my dad would have let me keep playing till I got hurt, then he'd say," guess you won't do that again, huh?" e

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on October 4, 2010
Well done, Karla.

Reviewed by David Maclellan
Reviewed on October 4, 2010
Damn! You were a handful when you was a kid Karla! LOL. I'm surprised you never turned out to be a weather girl on the TV.
Best regards
David

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on October 4, 2010
Girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

Reviewed on October 4, 2010
This is hilarious, Karla! Your weather humor shines brightly like the noonday sun in this clever, delightful piece! Very well done; brava!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 4, 2010
Delightful and meaningful memories well-shared, Karla. Love and best wishes,

Regis


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