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Jingle Bell Go to Hell
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"Absum to zoom-zoom"

Jingle Bell Go to Hell

a silly song for Silke

When the winter sun shines
And the shopping mall lines
Are long

Lengthening as days dwindle down

I would alleviate
Holiday depression
With a brief digression
As days abbreviate

Then is when I fire up my car

To seek peace on earth
(Elusive since birth)
To follow the star
(Wherever you are)

Then is when I get out of town

When jingle bells jingle
To hell with Kris Kringle
When the bells ring I sing
This song:

Bah humbug damn it get the hell away
From me you stupid fat man take your sleigh
Where the sun never shines
Jingle bell go to hell

Ding dong

Should the shopping mall lines
Go wrong
Should the whole thing go horribly awry
I will cackle madly as I cruise by

It just gives me a headache
Please pardon me for my unfriendly rhymes
But I have made the mistake
Of being suckered in too many times

Now I am getting out of here
Absum to zoom-zoom
But I will see you all next year



+Steven Curtis Lance

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 Reviews of "Jingle Bell Go to Hell"
Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on December 14, 2004
Actually i thought it was...........
Jingle bells batman smells robin laid and egg,
father xmas lost his whiska's on a windy day...HEY

Hmmmm can appreciate the sentiment here, feel much the same myself, its all a crock, peace and goodwill to all men, one day of the year, then...fire at will the next day.
Shopping malls,oh grief, let me out, head for the hills :)
Have a good one anyhow
ty
Ch'erie


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