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Hitler F@rted Constantly
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Warning! Not for the faint of heart nor keen of nose! Read at your own risk (I got good legal news today and am in a silly mood; sorry).

Hitler Farted Constantly Did you know Hitler farted constantly? Indeed he did and took pills for it too A failed painter and tendentious writer As full of bile as he was full of shit The servants nicknamed him "Carpet Biter" Because of his temper (or lack of it) And quite the pervert he turns out to be He made his poor niece Geli Raubal sit On Uncle Adolf's face (to her disgrace) Yet thought himself top of some master race Even with twenty-eight drugs just in case And all his hollering hullabaloo He still went down farting in history With his round rump trumpeting: "tootle-oo!" +Steven Curtis Lance Copyright MMVI

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on June 28, 2006

Thank you for sharing your wit, Stevie. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Elizabeth Parsons

Reviewed on June 27, 2006

LOL. This poem just brought laughter to a dull and dreary day. Thank you.

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg

Reviewed on June 25, 2006

I have to agree wholeheartedly with Aberjhani!

This brought me joy today actually - where it came from I imagine will remain a mystery, maybe even to the writer.

Can you imagine a master race, all with IBS?

Richard

Reviewed by L. Figgins

Reviewed on June 24, 2006

Lol! You nut! But quite the intelligent one. Reminds me of the dialogue I had with a friend recently on messenger in which the subject was the beloved(not!)Furer. Oh I saved it, it was such a hoot. I was laughing tears. Glad you're happy and justice has prevailed!

Lin

Reviewed by Chrissy McVay

Reviewed on June 24, 2006

The I.B.S. windbag, serves him right! So happy you're happy, Steven. You needed some 'good news'. Love the poem.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on June 24, 2006

Old fart..lol...and hey you if you don't pauy me a visit I will become a fart myuself.....okay!!

Love Tinka :)

Reviewed by Aberjhani

Reviewed on June 24, 2006

It's a long-standing theory that dictators are generally full of shit. So there you have it. Great poem.
Aberjhani

Reviewed by Sara Coslett

Reviewed on June 24, 2006

LOL...pretty funny. ~ Sara

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on June 24, 2006

LOLOLOL! Silliness? Sometimes you just gotta let it go! And you did, excellent write.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on June 24, 2006

You will need good legal advice with this,
as Hitler may sue,
he may have burped but never did he fart there in lieu...ed

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