Her mutt is into S & M

No, No, not that kind

If you were thinking something else

You have a dirty mind

I’m speaking here of Slop and Mud

As in the doggie wallowed

In the pit she dove in yesterday

Just before the naughty act that followed

I was watering tree wells in the heat

Paid no attention to the witness

What transpired next just serves to prove

I'm a master of dubious fitness

I heard Weasel blast right through the door

Eileen’s shriek had me in quandary

Until I learned the muddy brat

Was rolling all over her fresh clean laundry

It was kind of hard not to chuckle

Until I caught the Missus’ eye

Her amusement level was less than mine

Her agitation she let fly

Eileen hardly ever swears

Today was no exception

But it was clear that it was time

For a behavioral correction

Never mind that just this morning

Weasel had obedience training class

It seems the only lesson that sank in

Was, “Master try to catch my a**.”

Finally the scampering piglet was snared

And carted out on the deck for a bath

The Weasel seems to have won this round

As we march down her primrose path

Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors