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Kids! Cereal killers— spread them on the floor, feed them to the dog. “Mommy, give me more!” Eat them like a hog. Yes! Cereal killers-- out for the surprise-- may not eat a bowl. Who can taste with eyes? It takes like charcoal! Kids! Cereal killers pull boxes off shelves, cry if you don’t buy the boxes with elves (carted on the fly). Yes! Cereal killers hooked on white sugar that surpasses grain. Worse than lice, boogers, is cereal PLAIN! Kids! Cereal killers each bite washed with milk. It isn’t painful to glide on white silk. Are they finished … BULL!

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Reviewed by James David Compton (Reader)

Reviewed on March 12, 2004

1967,
Captain Crunch,
Rubberband powered car inside specially marked box,
life was good.

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart

Reviewed on March 12, 2004

I hear that Captain Crunch and Count Chocula have a real mad-on for each other. Oh the horror.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on March 12, 2004

Hey, I'm still a cereal killer and I'm now an old man!! And I do get upset if the Mrs. forgets my Captn Crunch! My wife and my dogs all clean up after me.

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

Reviewed on March 12, 2004

cute write! yes, kids ARE cereal killers! LOL (((HUGS)))

Reviewed by Jeff Mason

Reviewed on March 12, 2004

Yeah, they never leave me any! AND, they put the empty box back on the shelf in the pantry! Cereal killers, indeed. -- Jeff

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